Saturday, November 10

You might be from Ohio If...

You might be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-yuh), if...

  • You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!
  • You know all the 4 seasons: winter, still winter, almost winterand construction.
  • You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
  • You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candied ones.
  • "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."
  • You know if other Ohioans are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
  • You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and you know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
  • "Vacation! " means spending a day at Cedar Point in the summer and deer hunting in the fall.
  • You measure distance in minutes.
  • Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
  • Your school classes were canceled because of heat.
  • You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
  • You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.
  • You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Forexample: "Where's my coat at?"
  • You install security lights on your house and garage and leaveboth unlocked.
  • You think of the major four food groups as corn, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.
  • You carry jumper cables in your car.
  • You know what 'pop' is.
  • You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
  • Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filledwith snow.
  • You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.
  • The local paper covers national and international headlines onone page but requires six pages for sports.

If you actually get these jokes -- then forward 'em to your OhiO friends!

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