Monday, December 29

Wednesday, November 5

Yes We Did!

Tuesday, November 4

Obama crowd looking toward the city

Camera boom for CNN

I voted!

Wednesday, August 27

Friday, August 22

Lovie's post game responses summed up for 2008..

Lovie's post game responses summed up for 2008...
Game 1 - Kyle Orton is our starting quarterback
Game 2 - Kyle Orton is our starting quarterback
Game 3 - Kyle Orton is our starting quarterback
Game 4 - Kyle Orton is our starting quarterback
Game 5 - Rex Grossman is our starting quarterback
Game 6 - Rex Grossman is our starting quarterback
Game 7 - Rex Grossman is our starting quarterback
Game 8 - Rex Grossman is our starting quarterback
Game 9 - Kyle Orton is our starting quarterback
Game 10 - Kyle Orton is our starting quarterback
Game 11 - The starting quarterback will be a surprise
Game 12 - I have no idea who our starting quarterback will be
Game 13 - Brian Urlacher is our starting quarterback
Game 14 - Devin Hester is our starting quarterback
Game 15 - We never really had what you would call a "quarterback"
Game 16 - I'd like to introduce the 2009 head coach for the Chicago Bears..

Wednesday, July 23

Caprica Trailer

Caprica Trailer. The new prequel to Battlestar Galactica coming soon

Thursday, June 12

Mac vs. Windows vs. Linux

Using a Mac is like living in a downtown penthouse. You have everything done for you and it all looks very slick, but you pay a high price. You have a doorman to pamper you and somebody else takes care of the maintenance, but you can't make a lot of changes to the property.

Using Windows is like living in the suburbs. You get more square footage for your dollar but you have to mow your own lawn and when something goes wrong, you have to fix it yourself or pay someone extra to do it. You can make changes to your property but you might have to deal with deed restrictions or city ordinances or homeowner association rules.

Using Linux is like living out in the country. Compared to the other options, property is dirt cheap and you can do whatever you want to it without having to follow codes and get inspections. But you'll probably have to do a lot more of the work yourself and you need a lot of building expertise or else you may get yourself into big trouble and find your house falling down all around you because you didn't do it correctly.

from VistaNews

Friday, April 11

Good Morining Zoey

Good Morining Zoey
Originally uploaded by bcbeatty.

Monday, March 24

BSG Top 10 List

Season 4 Starts Soon!

Thursday, March 20

Bush's Tax rebate

(Don't send this to the Gov of NY....He was ahead of this e-mail....)
How to use the rebate
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
If we purchase a computer it will all go to India,
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatamala,
If we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan,
If we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan
and none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since those are the only businesses still in the US.

Client #10

Thursday, February 28

Three Things to Ponder

Three Things to Ponder: They've been around before, but maybe we need to go through them again.

1. Cows?

2. The Constitution?

3. The Ten Commandments?


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.???


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we are not using it anymore.


The real reason that we cannot have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.

Tuesday, February 12

Two Metra trains hit van in Hinsdale, Illinois

I take this train into work every day. Luckily no one was hurt

Wednesday, February 6

Wednesday, January 16

OLPC at Chicago Bloggers Meetup group

Stop choking: Aussie-style

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
" Kin ya swaller?" asked Kenzie
The woman signaled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian.
The woman shook her head No!!!
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her arse.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever Seen somebody do it!"

Monday, January 7

I'm a Genius

cash advance

Sunday, January 6

Heroes: Volume 3: Villains Sneak Peek

They managed to film parts of Episodes 12 and 13 of Heroes before the strike.